Mystical Politics Paparazi: Bushisms

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Bushisms

War Of Words...

Dubya has not only been losing the War in Iraq, he has been losing the War of Words for just about as long. Along with his own brand of ineptitude for governance, his mauling of the English Language is legendary. And they just keep rolling right off that slick-tounged devil... like... A New Way Forward --- off the same old cliff...

A New Way Forward	We're not winning. We're not losing.
Colin Powell :: "So if it’s grave and deteriorating and we're not winning, we are losing." and then he says, "We haven't lost."
Absolutely, We're Winning	Plan For Victory	Stay The Course
Is our children learning?	Mission Accomplished	Bring It On
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." -- *George W. Bush*, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Sept. 24, 2006
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." -- George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" - Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda," - Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." -- *George W. Bush*
Trying to stop suiciders -- which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion -- is difficult to do.
"So I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him... We haven't heard much from him. And I wouldn't necessarily say he's at the center of any command structure. And, again, I don't know where he is. I - I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him." - *March 13, 2002*
"We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen." - Nov. 18, 2002
Dubya :: "I'm gonna spend me some of this political capital"