Rush Limpbaugh Needs Help

Only Girly Men Need V¡àgrà

      This is just too much...   Too big a story...   No wonder his head swells up...   It stretches the imagination...   It is hard to believe...   Was he in the Dominican Republic pushing his prickly personality on brown people...?   Isn't he the one who says sex outside of marriage is a sin.   Has he ejaculated his views on 'Family Values'...?   One would think having the strong, bold, and powerful leadership of George W. Bush was enough to harden any red-blooded American male.   Does his first name (Rush) have anything to do with needing this drug...?   Are the press blowing this out of proportion...?   Will his membership drop after this...?   Or will his groupies just have more to cheer about...   A bigger and better Rush...

Limbaugh held for having V¡àgrà without prescription
Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of V¡àgrà in his possession without a prescription.

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