GOP Resignation Form

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Republican Party of the United States


Uniform Resignation Form


FORM 34-RY REVISION MARCH 2006



I (name) ______________________HEREBY RESIGN MY

POSITION IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AS :

ELECTED OFFICIAL   PARTY LEADER   PARTY SPOKESMAN   UNPAID INTERN   LIASON TO RELIGIOUS RIGHT   FOX NEWS COMMENTATOR   LOBBYIST   FUNDRAISER   ALL OF THE ABOVE

EFFECTIVE AS OF (date) _____________________________

PLEASE GIVE MY REASON AS THE FOLLOWING :

INDICTMENT   CONVICTION   CENSURE   IMPEACHMENT   BRIBERY SCANDAL   ETHICS SCANDAL   RACISIM SCANDAL   TAX EVASION   CHILD PORN ON COMPUTER   THERE'S A DEAD HOOKER           IN MOTEL ROOM           (hotel name &           room # on reverse)   SCANDAL (other)   ALL OF THE ABOVE

PLEASE NOTIFY THE PRESS WITH THE FOLLOWING EXPLANATION:

PERSONAL HEALTH ISSUES   SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY   FOLLOWING GOD'S ORDERS   CAN'T FIGHT THE LIBRUL MEDIA           JUGGERNAUT ANYMORE   ALL OF THE ABOVE

SIGNED : _____________________________

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