Wednesday, April 5, 2006

GOP Resignation Form


Multiple Copies Needed...

Maybe the wingnuts can take a joke...   Wait a minute...   It's no joke, is it...?



Republican Party of the United States


Uniform Resignation Form


FORM 34-RY REVISION MARCH 2006




I (name) ______________________HEREBY RESIGN MY





POSITION
IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AS :

  ELECTED OFFICIAL

  PARTY LEADER

  PARTY SPOKESMAN

  UNPAID INTERN

  LIASON TO RELIGIOUS RIGHT

  FOX NEWS COMMENTATOR

  LOBBYIST

  FUNDRAISER

  ALL OF THE ABOVE





EFFECTIVE AS OF (date) _____________________________





PLEASE GIVE MY
REASON AS
THE FOLLOWING :

  INDICTMENT

  CONVICTION

  CENSURE

  IMPEACHMENT

  BRIBERY SCANDAL

  ETHICS SCANDAL

  RACISIM SCANDAL

  TAX EVASION

  CHILD PORN ON COMPUTER

  THERE'S A DEAD HOOKER

          IN MOTEL ROOM

          (hotel name &

          room # on reverse)

  SCANDAL (other)

  ALL OF THE ABOVE








PLEASE NOTIFY THE PRESS
WITH THE
FOLLOWING EXPLANATION:

  PERSONAL HEALTH ISSUES

  SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY

  FOLLOWING GOD'S ORDERS

  CAN'T FIGHT THE LIBRUL MEDIA

          JUGGERNAUT ANYMORE

  ALL OF THE ABOVE





SIGNED : _____________________________

your signature here


(How may the GOP contact you? Indicate phone number, email address, bail bondsman or attorney contact info on reverse.)